Word on the streets of Alhaurin is that there will soon be more exciting information and pictures in this ongoing local rivalry between supporters of a major Spanish Football Club and those of the English Football Club from who they buy their best players….
To get full enjoyment from this updated information when it arrives, if you are ‘partidario de fútbol Español’, you must erase from your mind the following: The USA (EEUU, Estados Unidos) and the number two (el numero dos)!
And zero (el numero cero), or nil, for that matter… 
More soon….
And this is it…
Bernie, from Liverpool, with a Liverpool football shirt and Diego, from Bar Sardina, Alhaurin el Grande, with a Real Madrid football shirt.
Bernie with Real Madrid shirt with 'Bernardo 9' on the back and Diego with Liverpool shirt with 'Diego 9' on the back.
If, after studying the pictures and reading the captions you are confused, you have my sympathy, I am too.
Cheers! From Joe the Blogger.
The latest press comment about Ronaldo is here!
Well it’s obvious to me.
Joe the Blogger had not had enough Ginebra. Simple!
WHAT CONFUSION?
Bernie is a liverpool supporter, so he gave Diego, who is a Real Madrid supporter, a Liverpool shirt with his name on!
Bernie has a Real Madrid shirt with his name on and wanted to be photographed with Diego.
We had the first photo with our own shirts, then we changed shirts to show our names on the wrong shirts.
How can this be confusing unless you have had too much sun and copious ammounts of Larios and tonica.
You really have to think outside the box sometimes.
If you are still confused dont reply, then i wont know, or if you do reply, then i will know and in my next comment i will try to clarify the situation in more simple language!
Must close now to avoid more confusion and have a large Larios y tonica with lots of ice and lemon
The new line up for Real Madrid strikers,
Kaka 60,000,000 euro,
Alonso 30,000,000 euro
Ronaldo 80,000,000 euro
Bernardo 10.00 euro at the most!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Diego moves back from Liverpool to Real Madrid expect a much larger transfer fee than Bernardo got, probably in the region of 11.00 euro because he is much younger……………but not as quick!!